VOICE TEST

[oni_san]

I'm really bad at coming up with scenarios help me out here/choose your own Genpachi adventure.

Otherwise default he just bumped into you.

Comments

[replacement]

[as an UPSTANDING OFFICER OF THE LAW you were alerted to what seemed to be a nasty domestic dispute taking place in an otherwise reputable neighborhood

should you decide to investigate the report, you will find nothing out of the ordinary, save for this nice young lady and what appears to be a dead body floating in the river behind her.]

Oh, good evening.

[oni_san]

[That's not fifty red flags or anything. He's pretty calm though, as he surveys the scene, neither jumping into accusations nor reacting with immediate concern for the cute girl near a murder.]

Good evening. I'm going to need to ask you a few things, miss. But first I would ask you to please step aside.

[Approaching her and the river.]

[replacement]

I suppose if it doesn't take too long, I will be obliged to answer. I have appointments to keep, you see!

[hopping aside when she's asked, seeming pretty unfazed by the whole dead body deal]

[oni_san]

I'm afraid this is a police matter, you may have to reschedule. I'm sorry in advance for the inconvenience.

[He takes off his boots and wades into the river, hauling the body back with him and checking for signs of life and how dead it is.]

[replacement]

You'll have to be very sorry, if it's making me late.

[he's dead jim. but yeah the body shows clear signs of a violent death, clothes missing and covered in bruises. it also appears to be strangely drained of blood, ~weird~]

[oni_san]

Yes. But I'm afraid it's important.

[He drags the body to shore and lays it out with respect.]

Can you tell me how you came across this scene, miss?

[replacement]

I walked, obviously.

[oni_san]

[Apparently not annoyed by the sarcasm or too literalness, just pulling his boots back on.]

Was the man dead when you arrived?

[replacement]

Oh, very.

[oni_san]

[He pauses a moment, taking his wet gloves off and pocketing them.]

Was he here, before you arrived?

[replacement]

He who?

[oni_san]

[Patiently.]

The dead man.

[replacement]

That's rather hard to say, isn't it? How can she know how a place was before she was ever there?

[oni_san]

Was he already floating in the river when you arrived or was he not, could you say?

[replacement]

Oh! That he was. Just farther up the way, I think.

[oni_san]

I see. Did you see anyone suspicious around? Or did you happen to witness the murder?

[replacement]

My brother did it, I am rather certain.

[oni_san]

Can you tell me why you think this?

[replacement]

It's his hobby.

[oni_san]

Killing people this way?

[replacement]

No, most commonly he leaves them in the house ...

[oni_san]

And you're used to this?