VOICE TEST

[oni_san]

I'm really bad at coming up with scenarios help me out here/choose your own Genpachi adventure.

Otherwise default he just bumped into you.

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[oni_san]

[That's not fifty red flags or anything. He's pretty calm though, as he surveys the scene, neither jumping into accusations nor reacting with immediate concern for the cute girl near a murder.]

Good evening. I'm going to need to ask you a few things, miss. But first I would ask you to please step aside.

[Approaching her and the river.]

[replacement]

I suppose if it doesn't take too long, I will be obliged to answer. I have appointments to keep, you see!

[hopping aside when she's asked, seeming pretty unfazed by the whole dead body deal]

[oni_san]

I'm afraid this is a police matter, you may have to reschedule. I'm sorry in advance for the inconvenience.

[He takes off his boots and wades into the river, hauling the body back with him and checking for signs of life and how dead it is.]

[replacement]

You'll have to be very sorry, if it's making me late.

[he's dead jim. but yeah the body shows clear signs of a violent death, clothes missing and covered in bruises. it also appears to be strangely drained of blood, ~weird~]

[oni_san]

Yes. But I'm afraid it's important.

[He drags the body to shore and lays it out with respect.]

Can you tell me how you came across this scene, miss?

[replacement]

I walked, obviously.

[oni_san]

[Apparently not annoyed by the sarcasm or too literalness, just pulling his boots back on.]

Was the man dead when you arrived?

[replacement]

Oh, very.

[oni_san]

[He pauses a moment, taking his wet gloves off and pocketing them.]

Was he here, before you arrived?

[replacement]

He who?

[oni_san]

[Patiently.]

The dead man.

[replacement]

That's rather hard to say, isn't it? How can she know how a place was before she was ever there?

[oni_san]

Was he already floating in the river when you arrived or was he not, could you say?

[replacement]

Oh! That he was. Just farther up the way, I think.

[oni_san]

I see. Did you see anyone suspicious around? Or did you happen to witness the murder?

[replacement]

My brother did it, I am rather certain.

[oni_san]

Can you tell me why you think this?

[replacement]

It's his hobby.

[oni_san]

Killing people this way?

[replacement]

No, most commonly he leaves them in the house ...

[oni_san]

And you're used to this?